Welcome!.. Chances are you're bored at home... Chances are I'm bored at work... Great minds bore alike!.. The solution?.. I don't know... Just keep visting my page every day and we'll figure something out.. eventually..
Contact Me Phone: 559-591-1130 Email:vincentvera@clearchannel.com Ancient Mail: 597 N Alta Ave. Dinuba, CA 93618
A Little About Me.. Well let me begin with this... I HATE to talk about myself.. I can pontificate for hours about my latest observations, no problem.. But as for a bio.. am I supposed to talk about my eye color or something?.. Oh well... My name is Vincent J. Vera.. I've been at KRDU for.. I don't know.. three years now?.. and I can TRULY say that it really IS "Radio that changes lives".. In a "few" ways, it's become a kind of outlet for me.. I'm a singer/songwriter, and every once in a while I'm fortunate enough to have one of my latest inventions aired.. Umm.... I like to write.. I like Pepsi... and I like Chinese food... (potstickers especially)... I believe that those three things (alone) pretty much sum me up.. If you feel the need to know any more, then just keep coming back every day and see what I'm up to at the moment... But please knock first... I hate pop-ins... Don't you?..
Tomato, Tomato...... Hmmmm... That Doesn't Work In Text....
Monday 11-29-2010 11:40am PT
I've been thinking a lot about tangerines, and why they're not just called "small oranges"... I love fruit... all fruit.. and I don't care what anybody says, I don't know how a person can call a tomato, "fruit"... I often wonder why God even bothered to make tomatoes... In my opinion.. he should've went straight to ketchup... but what do YOU think?...
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Poll: What Do You Think Of Tomatoes?
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A Free Meal Is A Happy Meal..
Wednesday 11-17-2010 7:24pm PT
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Poll: Will Vincent Get Free Food?
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Messy Vans..
Tuesday 11-16-2010 4:56pm PT
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Poll: Which Van Do You Think Is The Messiest?
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Soup's On Me..
Monday 11-08-2010 1:57pm PT
I had a dream the other night that I was out eating.... It was a nice place... good food... and then the bill came.... (I don't get why it's called a check; I say "bill")..... and somehow... I realize, all of a sudden.. that I'm in a dream.. This doesn't happen too often in dreams does it?.. It's no less than an AMAZING opportunity.... You can do ANYTHING in dreams... and when you realize that you're in the middle of one.. you want to take advantage of it..... so..... I actually said to myself, "Hey... I'm in a dream... I'm not paying for this..".... So I didn't... I woke up.... and I laughed hysterically..... Somewhere in dreamland.... there's an angry restaurant owner...
Fine Swine..
Thursday 11-04-2010 6:16pm PT
"Save A Sow, Eat A Cow!"
I Wanna Ham Bugar...
Wednesday 11-03-2010 1:38pm PT
Have you ever laughed really hard.. while having a cold.. and accidentally blew snot out?...... Yeah.... Me neither........ I worry.. well not so much worry as wonder.. about social "subtleties"... "Cultural Protocol" if you will.... or even if you won't, what do I care?... Things like in-passing salutations.... You know..... I'm walking down the hall.. Someone says "hi"... I say "hi"... They say "how's it going?"... I say "good".... and that's it... the end of the exchange... Should I feel bad about this?... Should I have asked them "how's it going... for you?".... am I rude for opting not to?... I don't know.... I wish we could just all establish a kind of neutral wave, or nod.. something to say "yes, I see you and I'm choosing to acknowledge you, but let's not kid each other and pretend that we actually want to converse... it's superficial..... Im hungry...
"I Want An Official Red Ryder, Carbine Action, Two-Hundred Shot Range Model Air Rifle!"
Tuesday 11-02-2010 10:02am PT
Sooo.... I broke my glasses... a much familiar scenario in my life... It's a terrible feeling, to be without glasses... (well, if you're a "glasses wearer", of course) It's sort of like walking around with no shoes or something.. So I go to get a new pair, and I'm told that I can't because my prescription has expired...... so.... out of curiosity I ask just what my old prescription happened to be.... all I remember is negative 75 over blah, bleh, bluh... and, oh yeah... I have astigmatism........ hmm...... I've been wearing glasses since the fifth grade... this was news to me.... apparently, this "ailment" has been with me for some time.... I think it's one of those unfortunate things you're born with actually... like a "cowlick".... or green eyes... anyway.. after recieving this information... and not having the time... money.... insurance.... (or desire) to go and set an appointment for a new prescription.... I promptly headed over to the hardware section... bought some super glue... and gave my broken glasses a second wind.... Does this make me a hero?.... maybe.... Does this mean more money in the bank to get a barbeque sandwich from the pub tonight and rent Toy Story 3 on Demand...... You know it....
Potato, Potato... (It only works aloud)
Tuesday 09-28-2010 11:02am PT
I hate shopping for pants.... it ranks right up there with hanging blinds... democrats..... and cold french fries..... you know... there're a few things that you just CAN'T reheat.... one of those things is french fries... they're just never the same again... that's no problem for me though.... I love french fries.... I'd say I eat them fairly quickly... a massive understatement, actually....... I like fat fries... I hate those little weenie ones... and I HATE ketchup on my fries.... but I do like to add a little pepper........ now you may be thinking.... "Why in the world would I care to hear about your opinions on french fries?"......... and I just now realized.... I don't have an answer.....
3, 2, none..
Monday 09-27-2010 9:58am PT
My computer is threatening to restart in 2:18 minutes.. in order to complete some updates...... I thought I'd try to beat the clock and type in something profound and interesting within this alotted time.............. I don't think that's gonna happen......... and now...... my time reads "40 seconds"........ just enough time to save this..... just because.....
